Back Away from Quvenzhane!

I will be brief. A post from The Onion's Twitter account referred to 9-year-old best actress nominee Quvenzhane Wallis as the unspeakable "c-word."

I will not reprint the post or link to it. That post, along with Academy Awards host Seth MacFarlane's tasteless joke about her during the awards ceremony, made me want to write.

Leave Ms. Wallis alone! Even if she is a best actress nominee for "Beasts of the Southern Wild," she is a child. Also, as an Oscar nominee and the tenth African-American actress nominated for a leading role, this poised, beautiful, intelligent young lady deserves greater respect than she received last night. And that silly reporter from the Associated Press who would not pronounce her name correctly and referred to her as "Annie" (For her upcoming role in the Broadway play) should be disciplined.

Although the Academy Awards is a melting pot and has been for the past few years, some reporters and even a certain Oscar host have yet to enter the 21st century. As Oscar-nominated screenwriter and director Spike Lee would say, "Wake up!"

Writing Diva

How to Woo a Writing Diva

Happy Valentine’s Day, readers! If you have a significant other, I hope you’re spending a relaxing, splendid day (or evening) with your sweetie. If you’re single, I hope you treat yourselves well this day and all year long.

Although I’m sitting out this Valentine’s Day, listening to Jermaine Stewart’s dance song “We Don’t Have to Take Your Clothes Off” on my way to work reminded me what it takes to woo me. I am a cerebral, sometimes snarky being with a tender heart that needs to be protected at all times. If I were dating someone, the best way to my heart on this day is a love letter.

I do not respond well to a box of chocolates, especially because I’m allergic to chocolate, especially the dark kind. Although I would not look down my nose at a one-carat diamond ring or pendant, a love letter would do in a pinch. ;-)

If my guy were to send me an e-mail love letter or card, I would look at him as if he were freshly made poop and walk away. When it comes to love letters, I’m old-fashioned – I like handwritten letters on stationery. Period.

A man I had dated in the late 1980s (Yes, readers, I’m that old.) wrote me 15 love letters. I still have them in storage. To me, love letters are the most tangible evidence that someone loved me.

A few suggestions:

• Do not type a love letter using a typewriter or word processor on 20-pound white paper. How clinical! Write using print or cursive letters in dark ink.
• Use stationery.
• Although I’m an editor, I will overlook spelling, grammar, and usage errors in love letters. I figure if my man is making the effort to write, I can compliment his content.
• Try to avoid explicit sexual references. If I want to read porn, I know where I can find it. I want to know what’s in the heart, not the loins.

Yes, I’m well aware that some men aren’t into reading, much less writing. But a love letter is what works for me. Find out what works for your heart this day and every day.

Writing Diva

2012 Oscar Nominations -- Not Much Risktaking

Another year, another set of Academy Award nominations.

Best Picture: This year there are nine contenders, including front-runners “Lincoln,” “Zero Dark Thirty,” “Life of Pi,” and “Silver Linings Playbook.” Other nods went to “Django Unchained,” “Les Miserables,” and “Argo.” A surprise in this category is the inclusion of “Amour,” which is Austria’s entry for best foreign language film (nominated). To my recollection, the last time a film was nominated for best picture and best foreign language film was 2001’s “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,” one of my favorite films, directed by Academy Award-winner Ang Lee, who is also up for best director for “Life of Pi.”

My only complaints: The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences can nominate up to 10 films. I don’t understand why it didn’t make room for “Skyfall,” which received critical acclaim as well as made big box office. Perhaps it’s because it’s a James Bond film, and the Academy isn’t ready to embrace it as a top pick. In my most recent post, I wrote that the director and writers took their reboot of “Bond, James Bond” seriously, giving this franchise a much-needed shot in the arm. Sigh.

Also, I may be the only moviegoer saying this, but I didn’t get “Beasts of the Southern Wild.” I didn’t know if it was about surviving on a remote Louisiana island after hurricane Katrina or about a daughter learning to survive after her father takes ill, or about a fantasy mirroring the 6-year-old girl’s reality. I wished it had settled on one theme and went with it.

Best Actor: One might as well engrave the Oscar statuette and give it to Daniel Day-Lewis for his much-lauded portrayal of “Lincoln.” If he wins, he will be the only actor to win three times in the leading actor category and join a handful of actors who have three Oscars, including Jack Nicholson, Walter Brennan, Ingrid Bergman, and, just last year, Meryl Streep. Only Katharine Hepburn earned four acting Oscars, all in the lead category.

As for the other nominees – Bradley Cooper, Joaquin Phoenix, Hugh Jackman, and Denzel Washington – I would hope any of them would have a decent shot. I know Denzel already has two Oscars, but a third wouldn’t hurt. (Just saying!) I’m glad Hugh Jackman finally got an Oscar nod. My complaint: Why is Joaquin Phoenix even nominated when he said publicly he hates the Oscar promotion process? The Academy should have given Phoenix’s spot to John Hawkes for his portrayal of a polio patient in an iron lung who wants to lose his virginity in “The Sessions.”

Best Actress: Repeat after me: kwuh-VEN-jah-nay. This is how Quvenzhané Wallis pronounces her first name. The 9-year-old is the youngest ever nominated for the best actress Oscar. On the other end of the age spectrum, “Amour’s” nominee Emmanuelle Riva, the oldest nominated for best actress, will turn 86 when the Academy Awards air on February 24 on the ABC television network. But I think it will be a battle of the J’s – Jessica Chastain for her role as Maya in “Zero Dark Thirty” and Jennifer Lawrence as a troubled widow in “Silver Linings Playbook.” I believe Naomi Watts is the dark horse for her portrayal of a mother surviving the real-life tsunami in Thailand in “The Impossible.”

Best Supporting Actor: Emma Stone, who announced the Oscar nominations this morning with Oscar host Seth MacFarlane, summed it up nicely: All the nominees are previous Oscar winners. They are Tommy Lee Jones for “Lincoln,” Christoph Waltz for “Django Unchained,” Robert De Niro for “Silver Linings Playbook,” Alan Arkin for “Argo,” and Philip Seymour Hoffman for “The Master.”

Complaints: Hey, Academy, where’s the love for Leonardo Di Caprio for “Django”? Or John Goodman, one of the hardest working actors in Hollywood, for either “Flight” or “Argo”? Or even Javier Bardem for his tortured villain in “Skyfall”? How does one root for any of the nominated actors when each has at least one Oscar? (OK, Bardem has an Oscar for “No Country for Old Men.”)

Best Supporting Actress: The big surprise was Jacki Weaver for playing the mother in “Silver Linings Playbook.” I think it will be a knockdown fight between two-time Oscar winner Sally Field for her portrayal of Mary Todd Lincoln in “Lincoln” and Anne Hathaway for her role as Fantine in “Les Miz.” Amy Adams (“The Master”) and Helen Hunt (“The Sessions”) may end up as also-rans.

Best Director: Note to the Academy: No Ben Affleck for “Argo”?! No Kathryn Bigelow for “Zero Dark Thirty”?! Are you freakin’ kidding me?!

Steven Spielberg may take his third Oscar for “Lincoln,” unless David O. Russell is swept on a wave of popularity for “Silver Linings Playbook.” I think Michael Haneke will have to be satisfied with best foreign language film for “Amour.” I don’t think it’s Ang Lee’s year for “Life of Pi” because it’s a crowded directoral field. And, frankly, Benh Zeitlin, director of “Beasts,” is too young and inexperienced to even be in this category. He took a place that should have been for either Affleck or Bigelow.

Best Song: Just give it to Adele and Paul Epworth for the title song from “Skyfall” and call it a night.

Best Animated Feature: Too much of a horse race between “Frankenweenie,” “Brave,” and “ParaNorman” to call it. I think “Wreck-It Ralph” and “The Pirates: Band of Misfits” are bringing up the rear.

OK, I’m all typed out. Thanks for reading.

Writing Diva

Skyfall: A Possible Oscar Dark Horse

I finally got to see the latest James Bond film "Skyfall," although it's been out since mid-November. But with less than two weeks until the Oscar nominations are announced, I would not be surprised if it garnered a nod in the best picture category, among others nods. In my humble opinion, this isn't just the best Bond film of the franchise; it's one of the best films of 2012.

What I liked about this film is that the makers eschewed the camp of previous Bond outings and took this seriously. I wasn't sure what to expect from Oscar-winning director Sam Mendes ("American Beauty," "Revolutionary Road"), but I also saw his crime thriller "The Road to Perdition," in which Craig played a pivotal role. The action sequence in the beginning of "Skyfall" didn't disappoint. Just as Mendes can handle suburban angst, he pulled off an action movie that examined themes of aging and duty to country at the expense of its soldiers of espionage.

Bond (Daniel Craig) and his spy partner (Naomie Harris) fail to retrieve a list of undercover agents from an assassin, causing British government to question the judgment of the leader of MI-6, M (Oscar-winner Dame Judi Dench, who should be nominated for best supporting actress). It turns out that a spy from her past, Raoul Silva (fellow Oscar-winner Javier Bardem, who should also get a best supporting actor nod), is behind the bombing of MI-6 headquarters and the outing of the undercover agents. Bond, who went through a life-changing ordeal after a judgment call by M, has to not only retrieve the information, but save M's life.

Craig continues to explore the darkness that haunts an aging Bond. In one scene where Bond comes to terms with the fast-changing world, he meets Q (Ben Whislaw), a twenty-something-year-old computer geek. I also want to commend Albert Finney's cameo as a groundskeeper from Bond's childhood.

Even with its requisite shootouts and explosions, "Skyfall" is also a thriller that delves more into its characters than previous Bond movies. It's a fitting way to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Bond franchise. Even the opening sequence, with the title song performed by Adele and written by her and her regular cowriter Paul Epworth, was well done. If the song doesn't win best song at the Oscars, I will be quite disappointed.

I recommend this film highly, giving it an A-.

Writing Diva

For 2013, Less Is More

I'm a big believer in resolutions. This year, 2013, is no different. However, the way I write this year's resolutions will differ from years past.

The theme for 2013 is "Less Is More." For example:

• I will eat less candy and more fruit to satisfy my sweet tooth.
• I will sit less at my desk at work and walk more during my lunch hour and weekends.
• I will do less sleeping and more Pilates, weight lifting, and ballroom dancing.
• I will be less snarky and more compassionate. (Even if that means I keep my mouth shut more.)
• I will watch less less television and read and write more.
• I will buy less "stuff" and invest and save more.
• If I have to buy things or services, I will spend less and find more values.
• I will spend less time on Facebook and Twitter and more time connecting with family and friends face to face.
• I will procrastinate less and spend more time cleaning and managing my finances.

I will print this and place this list in front of my computer in my home office to see how I'm doing. I will also post a progress report July 1. Wish me luck!

Writing Diva

Strange Days

Upon learning about the mass shooting of 20 children and 6 adults at an elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut, I had no words.

Now I’m saying that U.S. residents must have a conversation about guns.

My conversation starter: Why is it necessary for nonmilitary people to have assault weapons? Seriously!

I read that Nancy Lanza, mother of alleged shooter 20-year-old Adam Lanza, was a gun enthusiast who taught her sons to shoot. Were her guns, which included a rifle, locked away so her son couldn’t access them? If not, why not? Was Adam Lanza treated for his psychological issues? If not, why not?

Often I hear the argument from gun advocates that guns don’t shoot people, people shoot people. Also, if guns are banned, only criminals will have guns, they assert. Well, to my knowledge, Adam Lanza wasn’t a criminal until he shot 26 people, plus his mother and, finally, himself.

Yes, I believe we need a meaningful dialogue about gun safety and gun control. Not only must we talk, but we must listen to each other – and do something.

With a shooting this week at a shopping mall outside Portland, Oregon, and a reported shooting in an Orange County, California, mall, we are in strange days.

Writing Diva

Why I Didn’t Vote for Mitt Romney

To my Republican friends and acquaintances:

I recognize that you’re less than thrilled about the 2012 presidential election results. President Barack Obama was re-elected, and your champion Gov. Mitt Romney lost.

With all the Monday-morning quarterbacking about Tuesday’s election, I thought I would put in my 2 cents.

First, some ideology background: I have been a decline-to-state voter since 1988. I consider myself a slightly left-leaning moderate. I don’t always vote a straight Democratic/liberal ticket. (For instance, I voted “No” on California Proposition 37, the Genetically Engineered Food Act, because there were too many loopholes.)

Here are the reasons why I didn’t cast my ballot for Willard “Mitt” Romney:

1. Gov. Romney appeared desperate and aggressive while on the campaign trail. During the presidential debates, he not only talked over Obama, but the moderators. He launched his campaign with ads that attacked his opponent but rarely introduced Romney and his issue positions to the electorate.
2. Instead of directly answering a question about pay parity for women during the second debate, Romney spoke of efforts to find qualified, executive-level females by searching through “binders of women.” Seriously?!
3. The Republican Party had a worthy challenger in former Utah. Gov. Jon Huntsman. He’s a moderate Republican who was Obama’s U.S. ambassador to China until 2011. While I didn’t agree with all his political views, they were clearer than Romney’s. And Huntsman appeared willing to reach out to Congressional Democrats. However, the Tea Party wasn’t having someone who wasn’t conservative enough in its view.
4. I was unsure of which Mitt Romney the nation was going to get: the one who reached across the aisle as governor of Massachusetts or the one who dismisses 47 percent of the nation.
5. Romney’s running mate was U.S. Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin), who brought along his plans to turn Medicare into a voucher system for people my age and younger. While my four older siblings would have regular Medicare, I would have to hunt for a physician with my “vouchers,” which may have kept their value while health care costs spiraled upward. I was not having that.
6. I got tired of hearing from the Romney campaign about how programs like Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security were “entitlements” on the table for chopping. I’ve been paying taxes for 30 years toward those programs, and I consider my taxes to be an investment in them.
7. Finally, Romney needed to back away from Planned Parenthood, which provides health care to women unable to afford health insurance, and PBS, which airs many worthwhile programs, including “Sesame Street.” Hands off Big Bird!

I’m a single, childless working woman with a mortgage and bills to pay, as most Americans do. I don’t want handouts. I do, however, want to see a return in my investments.

Writing Diva